invitations

Have been ordered. They should be in our hot little hands in about 3 weeks. After the envelope stuffing party then comes the next really fun thing - ::insert scary music:: the seating chart!!!! Good for hours of fun! "Can't seat so and so with so and so, they don't get along.." Do we seat gays with non gays? Which are singles, who are couples, and who might be hoping for a new romance of their own? Which ones are alcoholics? Who doesn't like noise and needs to be away from the speakers and amps? Who needs to be near exits? Who the hell is this person, I don't know them! Which ones are closeted gay single alcoholics that don't like noise? Oh the joy.